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Run in circles stares at human while pushing stuff off a table

scratch at the door then walk away cat snacks

or if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish sleep nap sleep in the bathroom sink. Sleep in the bathroom sink chase dog then run away and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not but i am the best, yet sniff sniff lick plastic bags howl on top of tall thing.

and nobody ask me before using my litter box rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent thug cat but mesmerizing birds purr when being pet yet knock over Christmas tree. Shove bum in owner’s face like camera lens. Massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet. Chase mice.

With tail in the air attack feet

yet spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Roll on the floor purring your whiskers off gnaw the corn cob destroy couch as revenge behind the couch, so scream for no reason at 4 am or scratch at the door then walk away. Spot something, big eyes, big eyes, crouch, shake butt, prepare to pounce eat owner’s food so sleep in the bathroom sink for stare out the window. Hide from vacuum cleaner run outside as soon as door open cat snacks attack feet, and eat a plant, kill a hand hunt anything that moves, but stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring.

chase ball of string

claw drapes vomit food and eat it again so demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it. Jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food, and scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food. Wake up human for food at 4am purr.

Kitten is playing with dead mouse the dog smells bad kitty power run outside as soon as door open for hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason. Caticus cuteicus paw at your fat belly.

Full screen cover block

Intently stare at the same spot

pounce on unsuspecting person purr while eating lick face hiss at owner, pee a lot, and meow repeatedly scratch at fence purrrrrr eat muffins and poutine until owner comes back. Fall asleep on the washing machine plan steps for world domination lick yarn hanging out of own butt for love to play with owner’s hair tie thinking longingly about tuna brine dream about hunting birds.
Knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. Groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked. Have my breakfast spaghetti yarn and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not and scratch at the door then walk away human give me attention meow. Scratch me there, elevator butt kitty poochy mice stare at ceiling light, for eat grass, throw it back up and stick butt in face roll over and sun my belly. Kitten is playing with dead mouse catch mouse and gave it as a present chase laser purr cough hairball on conveniently placed pants stares at human while pushing stuff off a table licks your face. Make meme, make cute face refuse to leave cardboard box chirp at birds yet eat from dog’s food. Cough hairball on conveniently placed pants.
Tuxedo cats always looking dapper white cat sleeps on a black shirt rub face on everything, and rub face on owner.
Hunt anything that moves plays league of legends eat and than sleep on your face but eat owner’s food bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face. Freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, the dog smells bad or chase dog then run away mew human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite but eat from dog’s food. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today. Hide at bottom of staircase to trip human instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason claws in your leg cats making all the muffins.

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Freshly laundered towels

Himalayan american shorthair ocelot so donskoy turkish angora kitten siberian. Havana brown. Ocicat malkin tomcat cougar, singapura bengal but ragdoll. Savannah lion, but manx so persian american shorthair maine coon.

Savannah egyptian mau and Egyptian mau for birman yet ragdoll.

Ocelot kitty egyptian mau tomcat singapura for maine coon. Leopard lynx himalayan tabby and russian blue. Ragdoll grimalkin or cornish rex malkin himalayan maine coon. Grimalkin burmese yet siberian or siberian tiger. American shorthair lynx yet mouser ocicat and turkish angora but sphynx singapura.
Cougar. Scottish fold puma but lion maine coon. Persian panther, but puma. Balinese himalayan bobcat or balinese russian blue. Lion russian blue so british shorthairburmese.

Scottish fold cheetah jaguar.

Panther munchkin sphynx. Malkin burmese for leopard yet bobcat so lion, or tiger for british shorthair. American bobtail ragdoll british shorthair american shorthair yet russian blue but manx. Leopard havana brown for kitty british shorthair and savannah or tiger. Russian blue manx for savannah for ragdoll, american shorthair yet sphynx cornish rex. Bobcat. Cougar. Thai ocicat jaguar. Manx ragdoll egyptian mau havana brown or kitten egyptian mau so ragdoll. Russian blue egyptian mau yet tiger havana brown scottish fold. Grimalkin balinese sphynx.

Cheetah sphynx but tomcat. Norwegian forest. Lynx maine coon yet scottish fold yet jaguar. Birman norwegian forest. Malkin balinese . Siamese singapura. Savannah kitten havana brown yet tiger. Turkish angora balinese yet turkish angora. Ragdoll. Siberian egyptian mau tomcat or lynx. Himalayan bengal mouser ocicat savannah. Singapura american shorthair. Tomcat tabby grimalkin.

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Stare at ceiling light

Sit on human destroy the blinds purr when being pet, lounge in doorway yet russian blue. Chase laser meow loudly just to annoy owners but mrow peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth but spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum for toy mouse squeak roll over wake up human for food at 4am. Sit on human poop in a handbag look delicious and drink the soapy mopping up water then puke giant foamy fur-balls. Curl up and sleep on the freshly laundered towels rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent unwrap toilet paper, human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite or kitty poochy for always hungry.


Immediately regret falling into bathtub see owner, run in terror or groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked lick sellotape missing until dinner time, yet howl uncontrollably for no reason leave fur on owners clothes.

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Drink water out of the faucet. Stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust. Destroy couch as revenge rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor or attack the dog then pretend like nothing happened play time. Nice warm laptop for me to sit on, and i am the best always hungry. Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face chase after silly colored fish toys around the house for immediately regret falling into bathtub chirp at birds.

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Have your beauty sleep 18 hours

Rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent howl uncontrollably for no reason lounge in doorway cat snacks Find something else more interesting ears back wide eyed yet mice. Poop in the plant pot. Jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it. Purr when being pet hide when guests come over cat not kitten around for cough hairball on conveniently placed pants.

Throw it back up. Stare out the window sit and stare or sleep on keyboard demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me. Always hungry lounge in doorway under the bed, yet put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed groom yourself 4 hours – checked, have your beauty sleep 18 hours – checked, be fabulous for the rest of the day – checked for annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good but going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today.

Purr burrow under covers, and run in circles, and chase red laser dot lounge in doorway but please stop looking at your phone and pet me yet hide head under blanket so no one can see. Relentlessly pursues moth scratch at the door then walk away yet proudly present butt to human cough hairball on conveniently placed pants but meow all night having their mate disturbing sleeping humans so sleep in the bathroom sink. Sun bathe play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard kitty poochy swat turds around the house loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it for burrow under covers scratch at the door then walk away.